If It Did Happen

Now let's talk about Porkins from the Star Wars Series. Now I wonder what would happen if Porkins did survive or if KFC/McDonalds was open during that epic battle and whether or not he was gay (seeing as the enemy came from behind).

Porkins with KFC

However we all know he was a fat pig (like me) and deserved what he got but still just imagined if he did have food with him, all the grease going over the controls and more or less killing him quicker, if the enemy never killed him the fatty foods will.